英文圣诞节手抄报圣诞节小品

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顾客:小心,你的大拇指在我汤里了

服务员:别担心,先生,不是很烫!

A:Watchout!Yourthumbsinmysoup!

B:Don'tworrySirit'snotthathot!

一个服务员给顾客拿来了牛排,大拇指在牛肉上。

“你疯了吗?”顾客喊到,“你的手在我的牛排上!”

“什么?”服务员说,“你想让它再掉地上?”


圣诞节手抄报图片

Awaiterbringsthecustomerthesteakheorderedwithhisthumboverthemeat.

A:Areyoucrazy?(yelledthecustomer),withyourhandonmysteak?

(Whatanswersthewaiter)Youwantittofallontheflooragain?

服务员:茶或咖啡?先生。

第一个顾客:我要茶

第二个顾客:我也是茶??杯子要干净的!

服务员:两杯茶,哪个要干净的杯子?

B:(Waiter:)Teaorcoffeegentlemen?

A:I'llhavetea.

C:(2ndcustomer:)Metoo-andbesuretheglassisclean!

(Waiterexitsreturns)

B:(Waiter:)Twoteas.Whichoneaskedforthecleanglass?

创新句子:我坚持用干净杯子喝茶。

服务员,这只苍蝇在我汤里干什么?

看起来象是在仰泳,

A:Waiterwhat'sthisflydoinginmysoup?

Umlookstometobebackstrokesir...

服务员,汤里有只苍蝇!

别担心,先生,面包里的蜘蛛会干掉它。

A:Waiterthere'saflyinmysoup!

B:Don'tworrysirthespideronthebreadrollwillget'em.

服务员,我汤里有只苍蝇!

不是,先生,那是蟑螂,苍蝇在你牛排里。

A:Waiterthere'saflyinmysoup!

C:Nosirthat'sacockroachtheflyisonyoursteak.

服务员,汤里有只苍蝇!

别让别人看见,先生,要不别人都要。

A:Waiterthere'saflyinmysoup!

B:Keepitdownsirorthey'llallbewantingone.

服务员,汤里有只苍蝇!

我知道,先生,我们没有另收钱。

A:Waiterthere'saflyinmysoup!

C:ItsOKSirthere'snoextracharge!

服务员,汤里有只苍蝇!

对不起,先生,我弄走那三个时忘了这个。

A:Waiterthereisaflyinmysoup!

B:SorrysirmaybeI'veforgottenitwhenIremovedtheotherthree.

服务员,汤里有只死苍蝇!

是的,先生,是开水杀死了它们。

A:Waiterthere'sadeadflyinmysoup!

C:Yessirit'sthehotwaterthatkillsthem.

英语小品

话剧前半部分是荆珂刺秦王搞笑英语话剧剧本

(Introduction):Longagotherewasacrazycountry,inthiscrazycountrythereweresomecrazypeople,tryingtoshowthecrazyhistorybycrazyways.MrJingkewasthemostfamousswordsmanandwassenttokillkingofQing,“Yingzheng”.Butfinallyhefailed.Doyouwanttoknowwhathappenedatthattime?Okay,nextshowwilltellyouthetruth.ActionI太子丹(上,掏出镜子梳头,做自恋状):

Mirror,mirror,tellme,whoisthemostPttymanintheworld?(画外音:It’syou,PrinceDan!太子丹高兴状)Thankumirror!(面对观众)

I’mPrinceDan,themagicmirrorsaidIamthemostattractivemanintheworld.ButYingZhengisajealousguy,Ifeelhewillkillmeifmirrortoldhimthetruth.Iamsoscared.SowhatcanIdo?(向幕里大叫)Whereismyminister?

阿三(毕恭毕敬):Honey,Iamcoming.

太子丹:I’vetoldyouagainandagainthatyoushouldcallme“mymostbeautiful、graceful、handsome、charming、cute、smartanddearestPrinceDan”!

阿三:Sure,honey!Ihaveagoodidea.WecanfindaherotokillYingZheng~~~

(作杀状)太子:Ohyeah~~~.Whatisthemostexpensivecommodityinthiscentury?Talent!(二十一世纪最需要的是什么,人才!这句话要跟观众交流,最好由观众来回答,然后拍阿三肩膀,做赞许状)Goodidea!Butwhoistherightcandidate?

阿三:AfterscreeningIhavetwopromisingpersonsonhand.OneisMissLiMoChou,theotherisMrJinKe.TomorrowtheywillPKfortheNO1killeroftheworld.

太子:Well,showmethewinnerassoonaspossible,OK?

阿三:Yes.ActionII(《十面埋伏》中刘德华&金成武决斗时的音乐)荆轲AreyouLimochou?李莫愁Yes.荆轲OK.I’mJingke,youknow,IwillletyouknowIamthekingofthekillers’world.李莫愁Areyouchallengingme?

荆轲Offcourse!耸耸肩表示同意李莫愁Comeon!音乐起两人冲上前来“人在江湖漂啊,哪有不挨刀啊,一刀砍死你啊,两刀砍死你啊。。。。”李莫愁倒地荆轲大笑李莫愁痛苦状:Whathappened?Whyaren’tyouhurt?荆轲:Wedon\'tneedanyreasontowinaperson.Don\'twe?Dowe?(赢一个人需要理由么,不需要么,需要么?)李莫愁:Mommaalwayssaid:\"Lifeislikeaboxofchocolates,Mochou.Youneverknowwhatyou\'regonnaget.\"Igotit,Mommaisright.

荆轲再次大笑太子丹上(抱拳):Howareyou?

荆柯:Fine,thankyou,andyou?太子丹:OhmyGod!Couldyougivemeaninnovativeanswerto“Howareyou”?

荆柯:Sure!太子丹:Howareyou?

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